- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
- Meanwhile in Canada: dude cuts up person and mails it to politicians
What race are you?
- black people: black
- white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
- hispanic people: not Mexican
- asian people: not Chinese
always reblog for the guy on the floor hahahaha
He’s rowing a fucking boat.
row row row your boat, gently down the MOSH PIT.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is so hardcore.
We’re about to hit some rough fucking waters.
That guy is a fucking legend
he deserves all the awards
seriously, someone identify this guy and give him some award.
WHAT EVEN
